I'm happy being boring.

Look out world!

And by world I mean other people on the roadways of Minnesota - I managed to pass the vision test without my glasses when I renewed my license yesterday. Semi-blind motor vehicle operation here I come!

Venting into the great unknown

My aunt is coming out of the hospital tomorrow after nearly two weeks of hospitalization for a respiratory infection. My cousin normally lives in Northern Ireland, but she’s been over in England for the past week while my aunt’s been in the hospital. My cousin is going back to Northern Ireland on Friday, the day after my aunt goes home. My cousin’s not leaving to go back to work or to look after her own family. Nope. She’s going back to pick up clothes for a vacation that she’ll be taking to Glastonbury on Monday. Never mind the fact that her husband is coming over to England for the same holiday and could pack her clothes and bring them to her. Never mind the fact that she’s 37 years old and has never worked a day in her life. Never mind the fact that the woman who raised her on her own after my uncle died in 1989 will have been back from the hospital for less than a day before she leaves. What an ungrateful cow.

I had to vent to the world, and since I’m “friends” with this cousin on Facebook, I’m left with Tumblr. I’m so angry I could scream.

Surveillance Secrets

Sometimes I imagine that my communications are being tracked by the Government (note the capital G). I wonder what they make of my recent text to @FlyoverJoel that said nothing more than FUCKING CLOWN FLOATIES. I’m now probably on some Patriot Act watch list.

But c’mon - FUCKING CLOWN FLOATIES!